With a singular focus on design, science and thane lines, it is now proclaimed by the great leaders of this party, by the riders who fought our wars, by the hills that hosted our battles and by the rain that has washed away our thane lines, that Five-O Wheel Department will from this day forward be an independent and self-governing union. That we will devote our hearts and minds to the mission of creating better wheels for all who skate. Some will call it a coup, some a revolution, but the pages of history will be our judge and the hills of this great society will be our stage. With all here as our witness, we declare that Five-O Wheel Department is live and poppin’. Turn the music up.